For our Brazilian fans (in portuguese)

Oi gente linda!

Estou escrevendo pois estamos recebendo muitas mensagens de vocês, nossos fãs brasileiros e muito obrigada pelo apoio e pelo amor…

A gente não sabe muito bem o que acontece no Brasil já que estamos tocando sem parar pelo mundo inteiro menos aí, mas nossos amigos e familias sempre nos contam o que acontece…

A gente nunca teve tanta resposta em relação ao nosso primeiro disco como tivemos de Donkey (depois de um mês de lançamento). Lembrem-se de baixar nosso disco na Trama e falar para seus amigos fazerem o mesmo. Eu não quero puxar o saco, só estou sendo sincera… eu acho que essa iniciativa da Trama e do Jõao (Marcelo Boscolli) bem visionária.

A gente tem tocado sem parar… No domingo tocamos no Reading festival como headliners do “Dance Stage”. Foi muito incrível… as pessoas estavam gritando nosso nome e do começo ao fim foi uma comoção geral! hahahaha 

Tocamos Left Behind em Helsinki e todo mundo dançou, deu pra sentir um orgulho rolando. E o nosso show no Japão no FUJI ROCK foi um dos melhores shows da vida… Realmente o outro lado do mundo é um lugar muito legal…

Não temos planos de tocar no brasil ainda… E pra deixar bem claro: É porque não recebemos nenhum convite… E agora nosso ano está todo completo… o show que fizemos no Terra foi muito legal… estavamos todos nervosos, sem saber o que esperar mas na hora foi intenso, divertido, todo mundo estava cantando. De um certo modo foi meio que o nosso “primeiro show”… ãh? ah sei lá. tô loca.

A saudade do pão de queijo bate todas as terças e quintas as 5 da tarde. Do feijão todas as quartas e do brigadeiro segunda, quarta e sexta ao meio dia.

Está todo mundo capenga de saudade das nossas famílias e amigos…

Recentemente descobrimos o fenômeno VANESSAO (de Ji-Paraná) graças a nossa amiga Re-nata e de 10 em 10 minutos entramos no loop-Vanessão e falamos alto “VAI PAGAR SIUMM!”

O Adriano está todo feliz! Não da onde ele comentou com a gente que vai conseguir RECORD pra passar na TV dele… Aí todo mundo deu risada da cara dele e ele falou “HUMPF… Eu sei que vocês vão todas baixar lá em casa pra tentar assistir Record”… O que eu acho que é verdade… até pq eu moro bem perto da casa dele…

Mas o meu sonho seria se ele tivesse SBT. Só pra ver a Maísa… que agora está falando FRANCÊS… Diga-se de passagem. A Maísa é a nova Ivete que é a nova Fatima Bernardes que é a nova Paula Padrão com todo o charme dentro da pinta da perna da boneca da Angélica e com a Mara Maravilha depois que ela virou crente. A Maísa é um bafo. O bafo envolta da Maísa é maior que o bafo de quando a Lindsay e a Sam Ro viraram um casal. A Maísa é muito melhor que a Miley Cyrus alguém avisa a Disney!

Bão… é isso gente…

Ah… e não deixem o Maurício de Souza transformar a turma da Mônica em mangá! Juro isso é o LIMITE! 

Arrasem sempre!

Americaaaaaaa, Americaaaaaa

Hello Minnesota! Here we are, in Minneapolis. We arrived here two days ago, from Tokyo. And the best thing about flying from Tokyo is that we travel 27 hours and arrive in the same day we left. Of course our hair and skin are dry as hell due to the airplane atmosphere, but who cares? And what to say about the jet lag? It’s only 14 hours behind, who cares? I was crushed. But we had this amazing hotel with those NUMBER beds and I just slept properly. Which meant a lot because in Japan I could only sleep for four hours. Jet lag sucks. But now here we are in beautiful First Avenue with our good friends from Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head, Matt and Kim and The Go! Team.

KORE WA IKURA DESUKA?

Hello you all!

We are in Japan and it’s our favorite place in the worldddddddd. Ahhhhhh!

We arrived yesterday and let me tell you something: Once you are from Brasil anywhere is near. Really. I thought we had to travel like 24 hours make thousands of connections but no. It was a straight flight from London, 12 hours? Maybe it was eleven. Just Blissness. Oh yeah. Pure Bonsai Kitten Bless!

Then we were all at Tokyu Hands (our favorite store in the world). Me and Adri saw the most terrifying thing ever. I was looking at the tv screen where they show products, how they work blabalbla and there was this stick that both edges looked like a “drill” and a japanese girl demonstrating it:

It was a stick to clear the stuff of your ear.

She was smiling and when she took the stick out of her ear this big TOROÇO of ear buggars came out and the inside my head was flipping. I almost flat on the floor!

Then there was even another ear-stick that was more high tech that had A CAMERA INSIDE!!!! And you could search for the garbage in your ear and go straight to the point.

I quite wanted to have that. But it looks dangerous!

HELLO HOLA HOLA, CHICOS!

Spain has been INSANE and what about finsbury park with all you girls and boys and hot trannies dancing and bouncing to the beautiful sounds of reggae?
We say “i love you!” te quiero.

Spain has been more than great to us. We’ve been watching every Breeders show that happen and we’ve been eating paella until we drop. I won’t even begin to describe how fantastic it was to play new songs
on the shows, you people are amazing and make us feel so rewarded.

So, this is a special report to bring out the subject that DERCY GONÇALVES, this crazy 101 year old brazilian actress died! She is well known for cursing and acting nuts and showing her boobs even at this age. Her daughter said she went to the hospital, with pneumonia, and acted very typical, calling everyone names! She is like aunt Ida from Female Trouble,

check it:

this is her 100 year old birthday:

this is her dancing:

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hey ywallll!!!

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TODAY WAS A COOL DAY WE WEN TOT HE PRIMAL SCREAM PARTY AND IT WAS GREAT.
THEY ARE SUCH a agerat badn!
I got tos ingwith them on a song and that was so so great beyodnd great.
i was so nervous with a diarrhea shotting up from my ass the whole day i was so nervous but at the end averything is vfine isns it?
yes it is!

I personlyy withhreally like their new single cant go back!
ok tomorrow we play at koko here at our hometown

LONDUH
that?!?!? thah viado?
yeah bitch!
at koko
at the itunes fest you can log on your itues accoutn and get inside
virutally
yeah it’s trture!
true babes

after that we’ll go to JAPANNNNNNNNNNNNN
JAPNA THE BEST COUNTRY OF THE WOLD!
yes it is!
it is a dream
then we go to america and it will be great because we’ll play at lolllapalloosozzza and peggy noland and cody and re-nata and na-talia will be tehre.

all the love
lolallalpaloolllllozaaaaaaaa hos !
woohoooohohohohohohhohoooooo

i need yo talk about ourw ebsite.

it’s very bad i know.

but a new version is coming up
a more clean one.

because we all got older and we watned something easier on the eyes.

you know when people get old and they dont wanna spend time wathcing chitshit ahhahahahah chit1 SHIT!
yeah. so our new website will be easier on the yes.

eyes i mean
just staright up conversation.

sorry about being so away fromt heose massages. wiwell ppost pore more things all the time.
i know its important on a band/fan relationshi[

OUR ALBUM COMES TOUT IN IXS XIS XSIX SIX DAYS!!!!
THAHHH?@?@?@2 YEAH Y’ALL!
MY FAV SONG IS THE LAST ONE.

HEY, AND TANKS TO EVEYRONE TAHT WER AT THET GLASTONRYBRY!
IT WAS GREAT. I DIDN TWNAT TO TLEAVE THE STAGE.

NONE OF US DID.
THAKS LYNDELL MANSFIELEDL!

ALL THE LOVE
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BITCH I STOLE YOUR PURSTE

it’s teh BEST SONG EVERERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

CHECK OUT:
WENDY HO
BITCH I STOLE YOUR PURSTE

it’s teh BEST SONG EVERERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!